Cat-rant

Well here we are - it's only taken me about 9 months since joining LJ to put something in here :-)

I've been busy writing fanfiction. www.fanfiction.net/u/1584707/Ayngel 

I am still busy writing fanfiction. In fact, my life when I'm not at work tends to be taken up by writing fanfiction. And reading it. And I love it. But if i don't finish writing Forbidden Fantasies soon I will scream ....

I would say:

You know you’re writing too much TF fanfiction when:

• You say things like “Oh Primus,” or “it’s past my recharge time,” or “would you like a glass of high grade?” or “I’ll be with you in a microsecond”as a matter of ordinary day to day conversation
• You cuss in TFspeake eg. "Primus Almighty," "what the frag is that?" descriptive terms like glitch, SOAGlitch, coghead, afthole etc are a major part of your colourful expression repertoire
• You routinely talk to your car on the way to work and comment on other smexy vehicles and planes passing overhead
• When you get pulled up for speeding you say to the cop “don’t look at me – talk to my car!”
• You also berate your car for getting self inflicted dints and dings when reversing into posts etc
• You eye your small kitchen appliances with mistrust and suspicion
• You own a Decepticat

And when:

• A whole bookcase is devoted to research materials ie books, comic, DVD’s movies etc
• You own a Transformers bedspread and pillowcases
• You hide your TF toys when people come around with kids so the kids won’t traumatize them
• Your wardrobe is all the colours of your favourite TF’s
• Your sex toys are the colour of your favourite TF’s
• You read with interest suggestions to enact laws enabling humans to marry cartoon characters
• You talk matter of factly about sex in terms of burning circuits, enrgy release, amazing overloads etc
• Your friends tolerate all of the above sadly and shake their heads ... but are a little cheered when you explain that you are still sane, but just obsessed...

Not that any of this applies to moi of course ....... :-) :-)

Well here we are - it's only taken me about 9 months since joining LJ to put something in here :-)

I've been busy writing fanfiction. www.fanfiction.net/u/1584707/Ayngel 

I am still busy writing fanfiction. In fact, my life when I'm not at work tends to be taken up by writing fanfiction. And reading it. And I love it. But if i don't finish writing Forbidden Fantasies soon I will scream ....

I would say:

You know you’re writing too much TF fanfiction when:

• You say things like “Oh Primus,” or “it’s past my recharge time,” or “would you like a glass of high grade?” or “I’ll be with you in a microsecond”as a matter of ordinary day to day conversation
• You cuss in TFspeake eg. "Primus Almighty," "what the frag is that?" descriptive terms like glitch, SOAGlitch, coghead, afthole etc are a major part of your colourful expression repertoire
• You routinely talk to your car on the way to work and comment on other smexy vehicles and planes passing overhead
• When you get pulled up for speeding you say to the cop “don’t look at me – talk to my car!”
• You also berate your car for getting self inflicted dints and dings when reversing into posts etc
• You eye your small kitchen appliances with mistrust and suspicion
• You own a Decepticat

And when:

• A whole bookcase is devoted to research materials ie books, comic, DVD’s movies etc
• You own a Transformers bedspread and pillowcases
• You hide your TF toys when people come around with kids so the kids won’t traumatize them
• Your wardrobe is all the colours of your favourite TF’s
• Your sex toys are the colour of your favourite TF’s
• You read with interest suggestions to enact laws enabling humans to marry cartoon characters
• You talk matter of factly about sex in terms of burning circuits, enrgy release, amazing overloads etc
• Your friends tolerate all of the above sadly and shake their heads ... but are a little cheered when you explain that you are still sane, but just obsessed...

Not that any of this applies to moi of course ....... :-) :-)