Bwahahahaha. This was priceless! I love your take on First Aid. Aromatherapy and crystals squeeeeee. And Ratchet, poor poor Ratchet. I totally want to read a follow-up on this.

Cuffs...*snickers*. Created way too may suggestive ideas in my head, especially paired with: “As I have said, personal comfort is invaluable to recovery," said the smaller medic, "But there is a time and place for curtailing it. As there is - I have also said - for acting against the patient's will."

*giggles*